hestershigh:

You’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst, the person who laughs at your stupid jokes, the person who knows you better than you know yourself. I would kill to spend the rest of my life with that person.

a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

(Source: missourien, via smosh)

perksofbeingafanboy:

Then let me say one more thing. It’ll clear the air. I may have come close, but I never had what you two have. Something always held me back or stood in the way. How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there’s sorrow, pain. Don’t kill it and with it the joy you’ve felt.

(via nothenrycheng)

theknightlyrealist:

screamingplum:

parks-and-rex:

marvelteas:

parks-and-rex:

swedishwarriorwoman:

nolanyx:

First look of Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth in the new “Men In Black” reboot

Originally posted by mila-the-single-bi

This is real?.. i thought it was a tumblr joke

aAaAHHHHH

thor 4 in an alternate universe where asgardians survived and took on new identities 🤔

Originally posted by thunderbend

Originally posted by onlyjamesbarnes

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Thor and Valkry arrive on earth with Asgard. In exchange for settlement, they have to work for a branch of (new) SHIELD that helps settle new aliens

(via ruinedchildhood)

gninja12:

sweaterkittensahoy:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

(Source: egderpss, via teenagerposts)

just-shower-thoughts:

Fonts are just clothes for the alphabet.

theprojectsprodigy:

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

(Source: tropicalfantasypapi, via teenagerposts)

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

(via ruinedchildhood)

destinyrush:

some people…smh

(via teenagerposts)

mrchandlerbings:

I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game!

(via centralperksource)

tylybbb:

phil: *breathes*

dan: HE HAS AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE DEGREE

c-the-truscum:

themayfieldtreasury:

tsnataliemars:

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

(Source: sandandglass, via tyleroakley)

expelliarmus:

Doctor Who Rewatch: Rose

(via marvel-leviathan)

taco-bell-rey:

when you gossip to your friends and they prove it wrong

(via teenagerposts)

statures:

#mood

(Source: spidermanv, via smosh)